What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

HELLO

What are your thoughts about Hulk Hogan at the Republican National Convention in support of Trump and ripping his shirt off? Did he exaggerate?

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What great song was "ruined" once you really listened to the lyrics?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What is the most comfortable heel height for women's dress shoes and what are the differences between wearing high heels and lower heels?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why do men date women they are not really interested in?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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